Gustave Eiffel would turn over in his fin de siècle grave to learn that his gem of a public market in Arequipa, Peru today houses purveyors of alpaca fetuses and frog juice. Before you go running for the smelling salts, be advised that the Mercado San Camilo also sells a staggering assortment of local delicacies that taste as intoxicating as they are obscure. I spent six days exploring my mother’s hometown, a land of proud, hard-working and pragmatic people whose fabled city was born at the foot of a volcano nearly 500 years ago.
With my cousin Alejandro and his wife Claudia as my guides, we head out to Mercado San Camilo, Arequipa’s central market. The turn-of-the-last-century edifice sits in the historic core of Peru’s second largest city, a chaotic mishmash of Spanish colonial mansions, modern optic shops, atmospheric cloistered churches, a postcard-perfect central square, taxi-clogged cobbled streets and a dizzying crush of pedestrian activity. From the outside, the market bears the stamp of decades of haphazard renovations and gallons of garish blue paint. Once inside, though, the visitor is captivated by the smells, sights and sounds of one of the country’s finest examples of a public market.
From the Pierola entrance, a five-yard walk leads to the cheese merchants section. Here, friendly vendors offer tastings of several local cheeses, ranging from a fresh, earthy farmer’s style cheese (excellent paired with the ubiquitous large-kernel white corn on the cob) to a more pungent semi-hard salty cheese that melts beautifully in the regional rendition of the classic ham and cheese sandwich.
We savor three different local cheeses before cruising through the brujeria (folk-healing) stands to the right of the dairy merchants. No campy 60s jungle adventure film could prepare me for what I am about to see: Plexiglas boxes of dried llama fat. Mummy-like alpaca fetuses, some wearing jaunty, doll-size chullos, the traditional Andean knit cap. Herbs and flowers whose bewitching floral notes bring the Arequipa countryside into the middle of a bustling city. Soaps and bottles with colorful labels promising riches and revenge, love and divorce. I consider taking home a little luck-in-a-bottle but visualize myself in a U.S. Customs holding cell and decide to take a pass.
After about the third point-of-purchase display of desiccated baby alpacas, I’ve had my fill of the macabre and mysterious. We wind our way through the witchy warrens until we find ourselves in the produce section. I look up at the wrought iron ceiling supports and recognize Eiffel’s oeuvre. I let myself be tempted into sampling various varieties of fruit found only in Peru, such as lucuma, a sweet, starchy fruit whose flesh resembles sweet potato and whose flavor is akin to pumpkin pie minus the nutmeg and cinnamon.
Our fingers still sticky with lucuma fruit, we spot the sign at the end of the aisle. JUGO DE RANAS. Frog juice. We approach with a mixture of disgust and curiosity. We gather around an elegantly dressed local waiting patiently at the counter for her concoction. She tells us that she has been slipping her 12 year-old son a monthly serving of the foamy elixir for the past eight months and his grades have risen exponentially. Thanks to mom’s sheltering instinct, the poor kid has no idea what he’s drinking.
The frog juice barista gives me the stink-eye as I take pictures of a tankful of doomed froggies, while the pregnant and incredibly brave Claudia stands on a plastic crate to get a front-row view of an adorable little Peruvian critter’s ghastly demise.
Professionally rendered signs at the Jugo de Rana stand promise relief from anxiety, stress and insomnia, as well as a brain boost. Given the choice, I’d rather sit through an eternity of Pre-Calculus for Nitwits classes than guzzle a tumbler full of herbs, powdered roots and a walnut-sized frog that died a martyr’s death to make a muddy, frothy shake. For now I’ll stick with B-vitamins and red wine. And maybe a bar of “Bring me Riches” soap. Mercado San Camilo, Calle San Camilo and Pierola, Arequipa, Peru.
What $10 buys:
One wheel of farmer’s cheese, one bottle of Suerte (good luck) cologne, one “grande” jugo de rana, ½ kilo of cancha (salted and roasted corn kernels), six lucuma fruits.

My first foray into a Petco store was one year and 11 months ago. My mission: to find a collar for ChocoCat, the green-eyed, black domestic short haired feline who’d decided to adopt my husband and me a few days earlier when she presented her skinny, lethargic self atop a wall in our garden as Jim was watering the plants. One look and I knew she hadn’t eaten for weeks. She resembled the black, green-eyed cat who lived in our next-door neighbor’s back yard, the same neighbor who had moved to Thailand a month earlier. I strongly suspected that he had abandoned his cat, since I continued to see a black, green-eyed cat in his yard for weeks after he moved out. If the gaunt little cat in our garden was indeed the neighbor’s abandoned pet, I was determined to give her the best life she could possibly have, despite the fact that she would have to live outdoors because of my husband’s allergies. 